I wrote the recap for this episode. "Fuck you bitch! You're a dumb bitch! Bitch, fuck you!"
You're welcome.
Okay, but seriously, I obviously watched this crap, so who am I to pretend these fools aren't worth dissecting in detail?
The twins are SO THIRSTY for those cameras. Life isn't worth it for those twins if cameras aren't recording them while they act ugly. Lauren had a good point, it was Kat and New Julie who had a problem at the club, and the twins just wanted in on that action in the limo. I smell double the desperation from their direction. Oh, but they got crowns from the 99-cent Store on their heads, so they're good, no need to grow as people.
And again, Tina was just watching in amusement at these tittied clowns. She is us, isn't she? She went there just to get the best seats for the show, didn't she? Bad move. It's better to watch this crap on TV. The type of 'boring' and 'weak' they're calling you, is not a bad thing. Being disinterested in participating in The Bad Girls Club is not a character flaw. Sign up for an account at the Previously.TV forums, instead.
When Jela was so tired of being in the middle of the drama that she had to insert herself into the drama, I saw her mosaic-ed crotch and realized that the amount of pixelation on these people just makes me wonder why they didn't sign up for a show on the Playboy channel, instead. I have no problem with nudity, but if that's an angle you're working, then at least apply that shit in the correct area.
And when New Julie threw her drink upstairs at Jela, I got excited when Jela took off, but then she just attacked a bed. WTF? What did that bed do to you, Jela?
BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING SOME TYPE OF WAY ABOUT THIS EPISODE SO I 'POLIGIZE. Anything offensive I may have said is now erased. Hug me.
PHOTOSHOOT! OUR LIVES ARE WORTHWHILE!
Oh, but wait! I have a fishy issue. I have a *CLAP MY HANDS* issue! LET'S FIGHT, BITCH! Oh, wait, commercial break first. And when we come back, let's calm it down. We ARE faking all of this, after all. I apologize until we fight over nothing again tomorrow.
What's really important is that I need to force someone out of the house when her friends are gone and I have the upper-hand. That's how strong I am. I attack you only when you are most vulnerable. Let me now gather all of your belongings for you, so it's easier to pack. Take that! You're not broken enough as a person to be in the Bad Girls house! HAHAHA! Haha?
MAN, I LOVE EVERYBODY! I NEVER DID NOTHING NO ANYBODY! And I will now destroy our free luxury housing. FUCK HOMELESSS PEOPLE! HOUSES ARE FOR SMASHING! KAAAT SMAAASH!
Edited September 2, 2015 by LiqidclarkncG1vNJzZmien6fCrr%2BNqamipZWptq6x0WeaqKVfqbyxtcJoaXJvZm56tLHArKanZWFpeqW10pysrKuZpLtw